by shortcake*'s bitch July 04, 2010
Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.
The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
by Sionw October 14, 2018
by pimpskillet04 December 08, 2008
When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
by carebear345 March 01, 2012
Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *
Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!
**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *
Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!
**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
by Kitty F Cat 76538484847474 October 13, 2019