As defined in "The Problem with Women... is Men" by author Charles J Orlando. Evolved Man is passionate about all the people and events in his lives, and they have an unquenchable lust for life itself. He exude passion, awareness, and knowledge—and search for more of it. He is a man who walks into a room full of people and is greeted with stares from others present—having a certain kind of charisma that transcends gender lines.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
"Tom's not some womanizing Alpha Male trying to sleep with every woman in sight. He's an Evolved Man."
by Emu II February 4, 2010
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“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
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The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
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