real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 14, 2024

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Poo Nugget

After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.

It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"

no matter how hard she tried, the poo nugget stayed clinging on
Michaela just kept hanging on.

by ghostly white September 20, 2019

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POO-TSD

The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).

Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.

Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

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