milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

Milk man

a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.

karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.

by james carlos harper December 15, 2013

Getting the milk

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers

I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

by Mongoose_GD May 25, 2022

Milk

The best drink in the world. It's good for your bones. If you're lactose intolerant or allergic to milk, I am so sorry.

Kid A: Hey man, do you want me to make you a glass of milk?
Kid B: Yeah, sure.

by localized3 April 18, 2023

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Milk Chugger

A derrogitory label, the 'milk chuggers' are the dorks likely to be racing one another at the cafeteria to down their milk while their voice-cracking, acne covered friends pound the table and chant "chug chug chug". This doesn't restrict the term to those who chug milk, it's more of a general vibe. They'll be the first in line to do the next brainless challenge on social media, or a daring act of public cringe.

"That total milk-chugger Kyle just played S.O.A.D through the schools P.A system and all his lame friends are in hysterics".

"Those milk chuggers over there, the one with the least pimples.. i guess he's their alpha, just hit on jane and called her a fugly hoe when she rejected him and now they're quoting Monty Python and drinking monster".

by SocialVulture November 6, 2020

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016