by Huejass December 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
by mungolions March 9, 2009
Get the michael ratlipsmug. by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
Get the michael shawmug. A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
Get the Michael Jordanmug. A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.
by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019
Get the michael okeefemug. by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018
Get the michael murphymug. A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
by senpai pingu November 4, 2019
Get the Michael Hendersonmug.