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Jesus

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God
Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
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jesus

The Jewish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection. (thats it)
jessica: I love jesus!
jake: I know right!
by avilover12 November 22, 2021
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Jesus

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house
My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"
by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023
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Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear
by bootsherk March 27, 2018
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jesus jungkook

Just a nickname. Sometimes it continues to ridiculous lengths.

Btw hi Kii and Jesus. Nice to see ya
#You are not the only one Kaz
#jesus jungkook for life
by iEryka June 26, 2021
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