house bra

The bra you wear around the house. Not necessarily worthy for public but still provides the support for home activities. May be worn down like an old t shirt.

Sure I can be ready in ten minutes. Let me just change out of my house bra and put on a real bra.

by Cmikemo October 12, 2023

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}

House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)

by leftonsea September 16, 2024

House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024

House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.

Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.

by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024

House hippo

A fat pitty bull named Holly. She is a fat fat pitbull who is too lazy to care.

Holly is the house hippo of the family.

by Derek Maxwell's crushy December 5, 2023

house-bouncer

Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer

"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"

by p:sy_ December 28, 2023