Fat Potential (FP)

A criteria that men look for when dating a new girl. The potential for a girl to become fat/obese after having multiple pregnancy's or getting old.

A possible indicator of High or Low Fat Potential is looking at how fat the mother of the girl you are judging.

When you look at a young girl, and she's not fat nor skinny but you can tell that after a certain age or having multiple pregnancies, she will be a fat unattractive cow, that looks nothing like the girl you fell in love with. That is HIGH Fat Potential (FP).

Or when you meet a girl and her mom is still smoking hot, that can be low fat potential.

Hence some girls have high Fat Potential or low fat potential.

by Ron Father April 8, 2010

fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

Fatty Fat Head

One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.

To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.

Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."

Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"

by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010

kick fat ass

usually done during a contact sport of some sport catholic school kids do this expectionally well a
also known as: kfa pronounced cafe or kaf-fey

We totally just kicked fat ass!

Wow! those girls kicked kfa-ed during that basketball game.

Way to kick fat ass!

by youknow.whoiam September 1, 2010

fat kid's twenty

the area of a woman's underwear, located primarily between the anus and pubic hair, that upon sexual arousal becomes permeated with vaginal secretions. Named so because of the moist fabric's similarity to a twenty dollar bill that becomes soggy when clenched in the hand for some time.

Andrew: I hope you get that fat kid's twenty tonight.

Evan: What the hell are you talking about?

by warrenroster November 2, 2010

Fat Kid Tax

When Government tries to promote healthy choice by adjusting the price of public school lunches so that getting two lunches is more expensive, rather than making schools serve more filling and nutritious lunches.

I'm SOOO hungry but I can't get another lunch because I don't have money to pay the fat kid tax.

by FRENCHEE~FRENCH April 16, 2009

Veteran fat ass

It is a person who has been fat for atleast 5 years and no longer gets offended by fat jokes. this person will laugh along with fat jokes and enjoys eating food

YO XZAVIER YOU ARE A FAT MAN!!! hahaha i dont care im a veteran fat ass i dont get offended anymore

by ttommy898989 January 20, 2015