The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon March 25, 2014
A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022
UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
by Herbert_MTM_Moon September 20, 2024
To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders
by Phin30 July 15, 2016
Some who is a low life and looks or acts like a bum. You don’t have to be a trash bum to be called one
by Gods twin October 03, 2018
Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.
He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum
by stargal415 January 06, 2020
just tried to pull off a sly insertion into my girlfriends clag hole but she clamped up and gave me the icy bum treatment.
by ravenutter November 09, 2012