rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.

The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.

by bearfanatic September 9, 2014

Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here

Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:

by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.

Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

bear trap

slang term for a female to male transsexual who has undergone a near complete medical gender reassignment, but still has a vagina instead of opting for a phalloplasty.

Lucy thought she had a totally cute, totally buff and dreamy guy, but when she brought him home and the pants came off, it turned out Nick was a bear trap.

by cranberryzero January 19, 2015

Bear Hunting

The Ultimate Male Bonding Experience!!

Saturday Morning we are going Bear Hunting

by Itshorizon June 16, 2018

Arabian Bear Trap

When the bitch sucks your dick and coughs and she bites it.

Some slut gave me a Arabian Bear Trap

by Mr.Grape June 4, 2019

Bucket of Bears

A 'bucket of bears' implies the chaos and calamity that should be there when you open 'a can of worms'. What would a can of worms do? Just spill out and wiggle around. Hardly the chaos that's advertised. A bucket of bears though? Pandamonium!

Not knowing, she was a "real" Wiccan, he brought up atheism, and opened a bucket of bears, to his detriment.

by BobdaButcher83 December 26, 2022