rocks ass

to says something rocks ass is to say that it is glorious(good, great, grand...) in every aspect. The term can also be used when discussing the activites of homosexuals, but lets not get into detail. When using the term rocks ass never wear a backwards hat and/or a "varsity" jacket. If used correctly, "rocks ass" can be the life of any party!

Wow! This movie rocks ass!
Hoorah! Raffi rocks ass!
Wowzers! That man is an ass rocker!
HEEEEY! My new pants rock ass!
Woah! That lamp rocks ass! I absolutely have to have it!

by Fog Patrick July 7, 2006

ass flounder

gay, homosexual, faggot

Steven and Nelson are both ass flounders.

by Amy Basil November 14, 2006

ass comet

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it

I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet

by Eyz June 24, 2007

Ass Taffy

The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.

After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.

by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008

Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

sketch ass

something that is beyond sketch

girl- this guy was following me home in a van
friends- Damn thats some sketch ass shit!

by Morganna May 3, 2008

ass crabs

crabs on your ass!

sean has ass crabs!

by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008