bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

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George W. F. H. Bush

Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.

Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

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George W. Bush

A war criminal, along with his accomplice, Tony Blair, who killed thousands of innocent children while sacrificing American soldier on a pointless war, based on the lie that Sudan Hussein had nuclear weapons. He also started a war in Afghanistan, thinking that he could succeed in winning, despite the soviet union being defeated only a decade earlier, however failed miserably when the U.S ran away from the Taliban like a bunch of cowards in 2021, which basically lead to Putin rolling the tanks into the Ukraine.

George W. Bush:
Person 1: What do you think of George W. Bush?
Person 2: He's a fucking war criminal, what did you expect me to say.

by Masterg1 November 15, 2023

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