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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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banzai bush

a bush of pubes above your penis that a japanese banzai attacker could hide in.
Example:

tracy: i was gonna blow him, but he totally had a banzai bush. i was scared for my life
by kxng booter August 20, 2016
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Bush Hopper

A bush hoper is a mans or a woman who enjoys the other sex’s pubic hair
Did you hear about Jenna and Matt?
Yeah he’s such a Bush Hopper
by Xrxman January 19, 2018
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perimeter bush

When you look at a sexual partner who has shaved their pubic area and there is a lighter are of hair around the heavier middle bush.
Wow I love how you shaved your perimeter bush! Hot!
by TNT X2 January 27, 2018
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tuna bush

When a girl has a very bad smelling vagina with a big pubic region
I was eating Britney out today and it smelt like a tuna bush
by Possum1234 May 4, 2018
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Bush Pork

Another name for a mans unshaven genitalia.
One of the joys of life is finding pork in a bush. Love a bit of Bush Pork
by The Rowbs May 5, 2018
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Bush baby

by Dirt February 15, 2018
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