by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020
Get the Dumpster Firemug. When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
Get the Fire Sextingsquishermug. After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
Get the Fire Hydrant Vaginamug. A ninjutsu where fire shot from the jutsu caster goes around the moon forming a ring. The ring of fire shoots at the target and everyone else within a 100 mile radius.
by Zach7512 June 2, 2021
Get the Ring of fire eclipsemug. Light an Olympic torch and make that special someone spread their legs, and then make a pussy fire. Then you fuck her to death.
by America 21st century October 8, 2016
Get the Fire in the holemug. by Copain December 1, 2020
Get the Stock Firemug. 