Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.
Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
by Don Fro May 18, 2010
Get the Bro Poke Warmug. A bro that is making an annual pre-tax salary of $32,000 and $74,999. An upper middle class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of $75,000 - $124,999. An upper class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of above $125k.
I'm getting a raise to 49k, buying a 2,000 sq foot house, and drive a ford pick up truck. I am a MIDDLE CLASS BRO!
by FultonReedmightyducks January 28, 2012
Get the Middle Class Bromug. synonymous with "do me a favor." Used by idiot jocks and frat boys, as well as the nerd and hipster crowds to be ironic.
Frat boy: "Dude, could you brow me a solid and toss me a brew? Thanks Bra."
Nerd: "Hey man, can you bro me a solid?" (weird look) "What?"
Nerd: "Hey man, can you bro me a solid?" (weird look) "What?"
by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009
Get the Bro me a solidmug. by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006
Get the double bro sevenmug. by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008
Get the bro-tein shakemug. A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009
Get the Bros before Hoesmug. This is used to refer to the rare kind of "bro" that is able to pick up on some low brow obscure reference that you occasionally cleverly come up with.
by teddychizi April 24, 2017
Get the Low Brow Bromug.