hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

redhead sandwich

The act of a threesome in which two participants have red hair, both in the carpets and the drapes.

Guy 1: "Dude I just had the best sex of my life last night, it was a threesome with 2 ginger twins."
Guy 2: "ah, the old redhead sandwich"

by Danksupplyco April 7, 2021

clubhouse sandwich

when you're laying in bed between two six-year olds

i had a clubhouse sandwich last night with Timmy and Billy

by oilbaron999 April 20, 2016

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

Caribbean Chicken Sandwich

The intimate act of sounding with a chicken bone while violently iglooing oneself. One will then proceed to extract any fluids created during the process and put them onto a raw chicken sandwich.

Dude did you hear that this kid made a Caribbean Chicken Sandwich?

Yes dude, they're insane!

by Box Wrld December 25, 2024

Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.

The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.

by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

by peanutbabe August 26, 2018