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shit breath

Weapons-grade halitosis.
His breath smelled like rotten eggs, double dipped in shit and deep fried in sulfur.

He was commonly called shit breath in the office.
by Ong-Bak November 11, 2008
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shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.
Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve May 11, 2006
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barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.
by wooob July 6, 2008
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Shit Terror

The fear of shitting yourself at any random time.
Gina had a bad case of Shit Terror.
by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010
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What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.
Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"
by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009
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shit shed

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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