by joshyboi November 16, 2013
Get the jesus tits and a halfmug. (To the editors, please let this be approved. I am in no way trying to impose my beliefs on anyone, as I am not forcing anyone to convert to Christianity and am not trying to offend anyone either. All I want to do is help people because Christ saved my life when I was in a really bad spot and would like for others to feel the same amount of joy as I am right now. Thank you)
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 8, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.
by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
Get the Jesus H. Fuckmug. Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
by fun and game April 14, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Cristmug. 