harry styles

another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.

random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!

chad: No one cares.

by stupidunfunnyusername December 7, 2022

kenzie harris

dumb ass bitch who wants a bf but is too much friends with everyone to get anyone. she needs to be bold but won’t in fear of being shot down. hated her dad and loves her friends. funniest hoe ever

my friend is such a kenzie harris!!

by fantastic sylvia July 26, 2020

Harry Pisshead

1. A head that, like a sprinkler, sprays out urine. Cannot be turned off. Also is hairy.

2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.

3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.

1. Would you please turn off fucking Harry Pisshead. That cunt has been watching cartoons in my living room for three hours and now my sofa is crying.

2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.

3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead

by Greendayrulez47 May 8, 2010

Harry

He's got he biggest knob in England
He has a bigger knob than Michael Antonio and Peter Crouch

I should get a Harry in me

by K2y November 22, 2021

Harry Styles

Very attractive man, who can make your girl scream more than you can ever make her just by clicking a button. He also treat's people with a lot of kindness even if they don't deserve it.

Look at Harry Styles treat people with kindness, that's why we like him.

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

Harry

Harry is literally one of the best people to be around. Super kind hearted and kind but can be a bit shy. Super sweet and very loveable. You are very lucky if you are friends with one and are extremely lucky if you are dating one. (I am and I am very lucky and very grateful ily Harry <3)

Person 1: is that Harry?
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe

Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!

by LifeIsLifeSoLiveIt March 6, 2022

Twink Harry

Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.

“OH NO IT’S TWINK HARRY!! LOOK OUT UNSUSPECTING FEMALE COWORKER!!”

by AdamButlerJudo March 6, 2025