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Goonbeam Ice Cream

When you nut in a cup, freeze it, and eat or serve it. Can also happen by fucking a bowl or cone of ice cream.
Benson Boone must be having some goonbeam ice cream tonight after a fire rule 34 session.”
by pootypootytangtang September 12, 2025
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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Slinging Cream

I’m slinging cream 2-10 tomorrow, stop by for some free toppings.

Sorry, I’ve got to go sling some cream
by BiggBocks September 21, 2025
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Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots
Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream
by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025
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Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut
Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream
by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025
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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
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