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Five minutes and five brains late

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Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy
He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.
by Nulltoric June 10, 2025
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Brain Worms

Hym "I had better not have brain worms in my head because I swear to God I will make you eat your own kids. It had better not be that. And if so you had better hurry the fuck up because it's about to be lunch time for you if you don't get that shit out of my head IMMEDIATELY!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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Dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024
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Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.
"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."
by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024
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Brain Nourishment

brain nourishment is when you are watching so-called "brainrot content" on any social media platform (tiktok, youtube, instagram etc.)

the brain nourishment happens during the viewing of the following things: skibidi toilet, rizz, edging tutorials and such
Person 1: (shows video of skibidi rizz)
Person 2: ah yes, brain nourishment
by skibidirizzler2017ohiosigma April 15, 2024
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