Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
by Rotten Turkey May 18, 2021
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.
by Villeville August 12, 2021
(In public)
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!
(At home)
Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!
(At home)
Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022
Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy
BONER is the definition of my Jimmy
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020
when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with
by mzdth May 28, 2023