if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

ducky sucks lol

ripbozo L

person 1: REGIROCK REGIROCK UN UN UN REGIROCK REGIROCK UN UN UN
person 2: ducky sucks lol

by amoraltra January 6, 2022

Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16

Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Sucking a pee pee

To become a warrior by being in a club

Josh sucking a pee pee is totally normal. Especially if it is Trump’s

by Ceeeeej69 May 4, 2018

Suck It.

An informal greeting or goodbye, similar to, “Aloha”.

Today Dawson told me to, Suck It. after happy hour.

by KRiver September 28, 2018