Papa Bear

The nickname of a large hairy prison inmate who is famous for raping fresh prisoners and making them his cum dumpster.

Steve: Hey Brad, how was your time in jail?

Brad: Oh, not that bad besides getting fucking raped by papa bear on my first day and becoming his little slut puppy. And the food wasn’t too good.

Steve: Oh shit! I don’t think I ever wanna go to jail now.

by Fermit_The_Krog December 27, 2023

deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

by laslo December 7, 2012

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022

Big Bear Killing Micheal

Big Bear Killing Micheal

Big Bear Killing Micheal

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

Bear

A bear, you don’t know what a fucking bear is?

David: look at that bear
Zack: wow, I know what that is and won’t ask further because I’m a normal human of skin and bone

by anonymous May 31, 2021

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025