Da yeet god

If you ever stumble across this legend with a llama profile picture that goes by the name Da yeet god, make sure to pray. He is the living embodiment of god himself (hence the name da yeet god), and the alpha of the alpha.

Person 1: Holy shit is that Da yeet god?
Person 2: Nah cap bro
Da yeet god: Would you like to buy role for $50,000
Person 1+2: He has spoken

by Koi Fish but like Fish May 13, 2021

The God Among Men

He is the perfect specimen

He is The God Among Men

by TheGodAmongMen May 18, 2021

God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

by rperazag July 4, 2010

god bless america

a dumb ass phrase
why not bless every nation

wouldnt god want that?

anyone who uses this phrase is ignorant and stupid

i hope someone drops a bomb on your house for being
1. a stupid american
2. number 1 is enough of a reason

God Bless American because im a selfish bitch who doesnt think about anything :)

by rude ass matt wertz you bitch March 7, 2004

Cho my god

1. A rendition of 'oh my god!' used as an exclamation of shock or surprise.
2. To call a stage dark.

1. "We just found midget porn on our teacher's computer!"
"Cho my god!!"
2. "Cho my god."
"Thank you!"

by Kirin McFancyPants November 23, 2006

2k Demi-god

A player in NBA 2k that is so good to the point where it's unfair

That dude is a 2k demi-god

by Jemerius02 August 5, 2017

worshiping the porcelain god

Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...

by Anonymous September 15, 2003