A phrase used to mock someone who is going on a long, pointless rant. Often used as a subtle signal to others that the speaker has gone off the rails. The phrase works like a conversational reset button, usually delivered with fake sincerity.

The term stems from a viral moment where NBA player Jaden Ivey mentioned his love for apple pie in the middle of an rant on Instagram Live.

Person A: "And another thing, if you really think about the way traffic lights are timed, it connects to—"
Person B: "Hey man, do you like apple pie?"

Apple Pie by EeveeRBL April 9, 2026

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Tootie pie

A cute term for a person who loves rimming and giving rimjobs to the point that they like eating and breathing in farts and in extreme cases rimming sweaty or even poopy ass

"Hey did you hear about Heather? They said she got pink eye from her bf." "Yeah bro she's a total tootie pie, she could rim me anytime."

Tootie pie by Curare the defenestrator April 22, 2026

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