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Oak Park

Oak park is located on the north side of Paso Robles, known for its excessive stabbings and occasional shootings. Most of your Mexican population resides bear Oak Park, the others you can find living near Sherwood Park. Oak Park is located near Flamson Middle school and I don’t recommend walking through the streets past the tire shop after dark. In the early 2000 This place was notorious, in terms that you could get jumped on sight.
Oak Park Native: “you tryna slide to oak park?”

Soulja: “Oaaaaaakkkkkk Parrrrrrkkkk?”
by Yungunobutmynumbercinco April 2, 2019
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Sout park

by pewram December 30, 2023
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Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
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Oak park

A sucka ass hood in Sacramento and it’s filled with a bunch of dirty ass females
Eww he’s from oak park
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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park tool

All the retards that work at park tool
by Forumyoung June 15, 2022
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park creeper

A park creeper is somebody that becomes one with the bark and seminates the roots creating hybrid saplings.
A park creeper for example would be a vegan took his love for vegetation to far and bush whacked over the sycamore and aimed for the roots and created a hybrid family tree that was named conifer Barkley
by Jwalk22 May 24, 2016
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Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF
Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety
by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023
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