May 9

National Fighting Day

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*

by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

May 22

National hug your crush day

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug

by Willyblakes May 21, 2024

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025

Mai-li

Someone incredibly zesty with a tad of lesbian

You see those two women together yeah I bet it’s mai-li

by Caterpilkar325555 March 3, 2024

lexie-may

Lexie-May is a fucking legend. She is caring if her friends and has a great personality. Lexie-May can also have her flaws as she is an absolute slag but can also be a very loving girl.

Friend: “your boyfriend just walked past”
Lexie-May: “which one?”

by chrisevans69 August 18, 2023