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house-bouncer

Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer
"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"
by p:sy_ December 28, 2023
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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
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House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
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Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,
The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.
by mlhiss January 5, 2024
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board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
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Out house

Toilet, privy, latrine, lavatory, "the bog"
An outside toilet (usually in the yard/garden of a house) {UK}
Only a few remain, a brick building about 4ft x 2ft with an earth latrine or a ceramic toilet. Squares of newspaper hanged on a piece of string, for wiping.

Remembered as cold, inconvenient or shared with neighbours.
* "Did you leave that candle in the out house?"
* "The out house is full of spiders"
* "Ooh! Look at you with your fancy out house."
* "Our Joan was trapped in the out house all night long."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant
That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house
by Tomsavage January 9, 2024
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