Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.

Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right

by AshK123 September 23, 2016

True Friend

When you can take a shit at your true friends house, without worrying about skid marks, the stench or even having to flush.

ME: "Mum, Greg has officially been moved into my 'true friend' zone.
MUM: " What?"
ME : I took a dump at his house and didn't flush. Didn't even feel guilty.
MUM: "That's how me and your Dad got through the friend zone"
ME : "..."

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...

M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.

by PBM2 November 9, 2009

My friend

he has an umbrella

my friend yes

by Jamie5353 April 1, 2020

default friends

friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren't around

Me: Sorry gotta go the gangs here.
Default Friends: What the hell I thought we were hanging out!
Me: No way, you guys are just my default friends.

by KingOfD September 6, 2010

Friend Filching

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

by Papa B February 13, 2008

Kool Friend

Buddies to the end. Always helping start trouble! DirtyMike

DirtyMike is a kool Friend to have!

by Noneya Beeswax December 14, 2008