A person who wears and flashes all their stuff from ardenes or claires that are black and covered with happy skulls. They waste their money buying cheap stuff cuz they dont know anywhere else to buy cooler things. They are also known as wannabe emos, because they jump around calling themselves Emos all the time and thinking its cool, even though they really dont know what an emo is.
Bob: They look at Mary's new black sweater and skull necklace, i think she bought it from ardenes.
Jack: what an ardene emo
Jack: what an ardene emo
by person4657487 February 28, 2009
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***AT THE NITECLUB***
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
by M Dogg August 17, 2006
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NOT A LIFESTLYE
2. emo = short for emotive hardcore movement of punk from the late 70's
meh,
emos should be scene and not herd.
truefakt!
the "noob" emo.
skinnys, cons, bad veriation of the "emo" haircut. ( an asymetrically fringed fashion cut.)
make up.
thick, poorly applied eyeliner, red or pink "MCR style" eye shadow. (sometimes another color if it matches there outfit.)
normally a bandana around the neck, sometimes on the wrist.(once i did see one with a bandana around her knee, the purpose of this i dont know.)
disney charater or other childrens show or movie backpack. normally covered with badges. most write or draw on there bags with black marker or nikko.
most have lip piercings, also random surface piercings.(most done in a public toilet by there friends with a safety pin) streched ear lobes.
habits:
hanging out in public areas such as city streets, malls or fast food outlets in the eye of genreal society, most litter, yell, run about, swear and clutter the place, drawing the genreal publics attention to them.
most hang out in parks at night getting drunk on "goon" and passion pop.
Genreal publics view:
20 -30 upstarts draping themselves on park benches, littering and blocking the pathway, swearing and utterly dis-respecting to everyone else around them.
most jocks/gansta males yell abuse at them, causing a comotion within the "scene population" making them throw things or yell abuse back.
NOT A LIFESTLYE
2. emo = short for emotive hardcore movement of punk from the late 70's
meh,
emos should be scene and not herd.
truefakt!
the "noob" emo.
skinnys, cons, bad veriation of the "emo" haircut. ( an asymetrically fringed fashion cut.)
make up.
thick, poorly applied eyeliner, red or pink "MCR style" eye shadow. (sometimes another color if it matches there outfit.)
normally a bandana around the neck, sometimes on the wrist.(once i did see one with a bandana around her knee, the purpose of this i dont know.)
disney charater or other childrens show or movie backpack. normally covered with badges. most write or draw on there bags with black marker or nikko.
most have lip piercings, also random surface piercings.(most done in a public toilet by there friends with a safety pin) streched ear lobes.
habits:
hanging out in public areas such as city streets, malls or fast food outlets in the eye of genreal society, most litter, yell, run about, swear and clutter the place, drawing the genreal publics attention to them.
most hang out in parks at night getting drunk on "goon" and passion pop.
Genreal publics view:
20 -30 upstarts draping themselves on park benches, littering and blocking the pathway, swearing and utterly dis-respecting to everyone else around them.
most jocks/gansta males yell abuse at them, causing a comotion within the "scene population" making them throw things or yell abuse back.
jock/gangsta: "GO SLIT YA WRISTS YOU F***ING EMO SCUM!"
emo kid: "F**K YOU, go get a job and stop wearing ya dads clothes!"
emo kid: "F**K YOU, go get a job and stop wearing ya dads clothes!"
by token_boi July 31, 2006
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1. are rich and wear terrible taste in clothes to make it seem as though they're life is so terrible, and then cry about it to people who don't care, just for the attention.
2. or they are not rich, are are obsessed with cutting themselves because they think their life is so terrible, and that death is better for them
1. are rich and wear terrible taste in clothes to make it seem as though they're life is so terrible, and then cry about it to people who don't care, just for the attention.
2. or they are not rich, are are obsessed with cutting themselves because they think their life is so terrible, and that death is better for them
"Man, what happened to Johnny? He used to be so cool. Now all he does is cry about how his girl left him and now his life is so terrible. What a fuckin emo kid..."
by Dust_X December 14, 2008
Get the Emo Kid mug.Emo kids are easy to identify. They all have a swoop type haircut just like every member of Hawthorne Heights. They wear unresonably tight clothes, and the men are built like ken dolls(i.e. flat in the front) Usually have painted finger nails and both genders shave their legs. They also wear an unreasonable amount of eyeliner. Are usually seen in the mall in large groups that are dressed similairly (like a gang, except if they were all gay and just came off an assembly line). They like to draw attention to themselves by yelling random things such as "monkey nipple" and "ghoneria" thinking its funny, but they are just being chimmers. They think they are acting "original" but they just mimic what they see on MTV. They claim to be emotional but are just panzies. They tend to pour all their "emotions" into a diary. They "cut" themselves because their perfect surburban life is too hard.
Following the example of the band members from Hawthorne Heights, little Timmy went in the bathroom and began to cut himself, he is now an emo kid.
by Joe Ocura, Jeff Furman May 24, 2007
Get the emo kid mug.STEREOTYPE EMO: they hate their lives and have an attitude of "i hate you. i hate me, everyone hates me, i hate this world" they listen to dark music and are a imiation of goth. a well known saying is: "cheer up emo kid" usually bi, or homo
across the street not down the down (refers to slitting your wrists)
across the street not down the down (refers to slitting your wrists)
Emo kid: fuck you bitch
Girl: aw ur so cute
Emo kid: yeah whatever. i hate you
Girl: aww u need a hug
Emo kid: *cries softly*
Girl: aw ur so cute
Emo kid: yeah whatever. i hate you
Girl: aww u need a hug
Emo kid: *cries softly*
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