Ur bro a hoe

Only the most intellectual people use this

U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

bro ha ha

and epic hand shake like a dap up

yo let’s do a quick bro ha ha before i dip

by bigboootttyykate October 1, 2019

your bro a hoe

equalilent to your sister a mister and worst than your gramps a tramp
evry time this is said the earth move further away from the sun

jonno- your mom gay
brad- your dady lesbian
jonno- reverse card
brad- dont make me say it
jonno- do it pussy
brad- your bro a hoe

*earth moves further away from the sun*

by Jonny the Junkie March 28, 2018

Deep bro talk

Basically real nibba hours

Me and john had a real nibba hour(deep bro talk)

by Notgaykye July 29, 2018

YOU MAD BRO

Something a wog says when they have just been payed out and cannot think of a come back.

Steve: Your a dumb wog cunt!
Wog: umm *long pause* YOU MAD BRO !?!?

by McTwisp October 14, 2012