anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

anally fisting

Where a male/female inserts their fist into another persons anal cavities

I was anally fisting his/hers bum

by Pedostar123 November 20, 2016

anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!

Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015

brothy anal

A SOUPY ASSHOLE

Man when I was fucking your mom. I saw her brothy anal.

by Gayman November 22, 2015

anal reluctant

refuses to let anything enter the anus.

My exgirlfriend was anal reluctant, hence she is my ex!!!

by bartown November 28, 2015