Anal

Ding dong in poo poo

Can we anal and I put me ding dong in you poo poo hole?

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.123 August 11, 2025

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal September 12, 2016

Anal

A fancy word for butt fuck

A pornstar doing anal to another pornstar

by Ali-Afortnitegod January 9, 2020

Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

by mervunit69 October 1, 2021

Anal Popcorn

An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.

Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…

by Banana Anal September 8, 2022

analize

verb
To so thoroughly examine methodically and in detail the constitution or structure of (something, especially information), typically for purposes of explanation and interpretation, to the point that it feels like you are shoving a hard shaft into someone's anus.

Good Grief Drew!!!, said Lady Sheen, if you are going to analize it that hard at least use lube.

by SanAntonioWebster January 7, 2021