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Sally’s Law 

Similar to Murphy’s Law, however in this case whenever something can go wrong and will it’s to someone named Sally and is always at the worst time.
Person#1 “Sally just spilled a whole tray of drinks on her table.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”

Sad Sally 

Sad Sally: (noun)

The stage name of a model in an adult magazine who's tagline was:

'Spank me you horny bastards...'

Also the name of a band named after said nude whore.
Person 1: Hey man did you see Sad Sally in the latest Newcummers mag?

Person 2: Yeah she totally looked h0t!!!111eleven

OR

Person 1: Hey man you going to the club to see Sad Sally tonight?

Person 2: What you mean the whore??? Sure thang!

Person 1: No... The band numbnuts!
Sad Sally by Stig O'Hara June 19, 2009

pile of salt

Yea man I left a pile of salt on her tits last night
pile of salt by Jlong5822 February 23, 2015
A slang term for a solid block of cocaine, often mistaken for salt. It is highly dangerous among daily use, because many kids with severe mental issues mistake it for salt.
Ex) The mentally challenged child who had a learning disability fucked up his brain by hitting a line of rock salt.
rock salt by Cakelover123 August 6, 2014
meaning a man or woman who lookin totally fake thinking they is king shit, but really is only an ass.
Shelby Larenze is salt melissa haha think he shit... hell no
Salt by suzie May 31, 2003

Sally's Sick 

It's when a chick is on her period.
Sally's Sick by KiMMi June 7, 2004