wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

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Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021

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Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

by wet rock November 15, 2021

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Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

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wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son

person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!

by wetwoody October 1, 2021

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Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

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