The Ben Jennings

The act of sucking breast milk out of a older woman’s bosom and then spitting the milk back into her eyes.

Dang she’s hot I’d like to give her The Ben Jennings

by Shshsjshshdnnfbfbf May 9, 2025

ben prior

a man of certain expertices normally expirenced with computers and dad jokes

he also hasnt watched the croods

that guy is such a ben prior

by longbang May 14, 2025

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

Ben

A big bald bastard

Hey that guy is a big bald bastard Ben, must be quaddy B

by Comet_Fire May 26, 2025

ben

stupid stupid boy
i cut his backpack
annoying voice
terrible hair
likes the color red a little too much (ugly)
obnoxiously tall (my neck hurts
slender
weighs 2 pounds at 6'5

i fucking hate ben
why?
he is ben

by sehrgdbiuvkaNGV May 30, 2025

ben

Ben is a popular guy in school with brown hair and fair skin who's so funny and cute and amazing. He's so popular and loved and funny all the girls want him. He's really funny and acts dumb as a joke but he's really so smart and talented. His eyes are beautiful and his smile is literally the most magnificent sight. He acts really immature but he's actually really the opposite. He gives the best hugs that make you wanna be with him forever and he's the most amazing boyfriend ever. He's also so fine and hot af.

"Ben is so funny, did you see what he did at lunch?"
"I know right, and he's soo fine!"

by 39xcarrots December 8, 2022

Ben

ben is the most amazing, hot, beautiful, funny person you'll ever meet. once you guys get there never let him go. if you fall, he's the one to catch you. when your sad, he's the one to cheer you up. when your bored, he's the one to make you laugh. once you meet him you'll never stop thinking about him and how you wanna snuggle with him and hang out with him everyday and make silly inside jokes with one another and just enjoy each others company. he's one of the popular boys at school and he has the best humor. he always make you laugh and brings a smile to your face. whenever he calls you pretty or compliments your outfit or hair you'll get crazy butterflies! even his company in general is my favorite thing in the world and every night i go to bed i think about him, whenever you wake up, you'll think about him. he acts like a little bit of a immature goofball but that's one of his best qualities. when you lock eyes you'll immediately fall head over heals for him and wanna be his. whenever you overhear him talk about you to his friends your heart melts and you feel like a million bucks. you so desperately wanna be the one to start the conversation and make him laugh but its so hard with all the butterflies that will burst into your stomach. once you meet a ben, hold him tight and never ever let him go because he's a real one.

Kylie: Ben's so funny!
Daisy: I know, he's so cute

by 39xcarrots December 8, 2022