Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af

Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”

by user362892 May 21, 2022

Simp

A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.

“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”

“simp”

by Fred Nero January 25, 2020

Simp

Super intense minecraft player
Name for your friend who plays minecraft very much

I play minecraft every day
You are a simp

by Marijanko December 1, 2021

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

by boopyboop April 23, 2019

Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.

"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"

by Signori January 12, 2022