by w h y November 20, 2021
Get the Facebookmug. a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025
Get the facebook marketplace resellermug. When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Humpingmug. A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
by Escobar95 March 26, 2022
Get the FaceBookmug. When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
by JustinHaw October 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Exilemug. The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
Get the facebookmug. Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
Get the facebook algorithmmug.