Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024

moth brain

Someone who enjoys fireworks. Like moths, these people are easily distracted by lights and oblivious to the downsides of fireworks, like the pollution of streets and the air, its negative effects on wildlife as well as pets and the trigger potential for people with PTSD, namely veterans.

A: But it's so pretty, don't you enjoy the lights??
B: What a moth brain...

by justtryingtomakethiswordathing December 29, 2019

Brain Licker

Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.

by Spinman098 September 1, 2022

Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020

Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025

Brain spew

When ur brain suddenly remembers that thing it couldn't think of anywhere up to hours earlier and u can help but say it out loud and feel so much better for doing so!

I just had a brain spew! That guys name i couldnt remember that I gave a hand job to in church that day was andy!! Handy andy!

by Nalker nalker November 16, 2012

mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.

grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022