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Michael

Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021
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Bethan and Michael

A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !
by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021
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Michael Saucing

A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"
by Runmo February 17, 2023
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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
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Michael

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”
by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.
Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!
by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019
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