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Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018
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Friend Zone

Being Friend Zoned is much more than just simple rejection.

It comprises overt rejection coupled with an implied glimmer of hope often intentionally cultivated by the female in hopes of being able to call on the rejected patsies specifically male agency value ( protection, bill paying, car repair, ego massaging, listening to sob stories about A-hole boyfriends, etc).
Sara strung Paul along for 3 years in Friend Zone hell because she liked being able to snap her fingers and have him come running like a puppy. What an evil, using bitch!

Bianca decided after their date that Paul wasnt for her . She thanked him for the date but told him to please not bother call ing again. Bianca has my respect.
by JoffaR December 30, 2016
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application friend

application friend: noun; a friend on facebook used only to send application invites to in order to see your results of the application.
"Jimmy? oh, hes just an application friend, I used him just yesterday to find my crush!"
by General Maxim October 6, 2008
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Friends in Denial

A relationship between a guy and a girl which has clearly gone far beyond the level of being friends. They text, video chat, hang out, go out together, make out, have been to bed together at least once (most likely they do it all the time....The Sex part). Their feelings for each other are obvious but one party is in denial (most of the time it is the girl) and says they’re just ‘friends’ but it’s clear to everyone that they are not.
Girl 1: “Hey Nainika, I hear that you and Rishi are together now”

Nainika: “No. We are just friends”

Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”

Girl 1: “My goodness!”
by Morethanfriends May 31, 2018
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Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.
Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them
by He broke her May 18, 2018
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Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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fake friend

a friend that doesn't keep it 100
by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017
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