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A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
by Spoon-man January 12, 2022
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An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
by Iamcoolcat January 28, 2021
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A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason

Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
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An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
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Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.
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The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
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