Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

by cynicald June 9, 2016

Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.

That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.

by FaceBooger November 9, 2018

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

Facebook Trail

The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.

John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?

by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 8, 2011

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

by RICKOLO October 17, 2011