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Unable to eat around (someone)

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.
I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.
by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023
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eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.
Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”
by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023
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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Eating Sloppy

When you eat sloppy unhealthy food like McDonald's/burger king as opposed to eating clean food like eggs or chicken.
I caught my friend eating sloppy at burger King the other day smh
by TimTRM July 20, 2023
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Eating Farts

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023
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Plant Eating Pussy

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."
by anonymous July 30, 2023
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