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Cat Bowls

In the game of power hour, a bowl used to catch excess beer that overflowed from the shot glass.
Ay man! Grab some Cat Bowls for this power hour so we don't waste any beer.
by 6223Loretta August 28, 2010
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cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.
"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."
by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009
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cat dive

A dive done from a diving board where the diver doesn't complete the intended dive & crashes into the water like a cat being thrown into a lake. Similar to a belly flop.
She did another cat dive.
by sludge September 23, 2006
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Robo-Cat

Part coley cat, part robot. This organism loves drinking herself to sleep, playing beer pong, and Go Girls. Very kind, but known to be deceitful at times... but not to badasses named Ryan. Robo Cats are exxceptionally skilled at being cool, and won't choke on any fruit and die.
"Bro is that a Robo-Cat?"

"Fuck yeah it is you tool! You don't recognize greatness when you see it?"
by Deek Nasty January 28, 2009
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ankle cat

a girls past reincarnation too an Egyptian god of the sea, laying on his ankles as a human girl. previous previous life;; as a lap cat!
if she wont let go of your ankles, you've surely got yourself an ankle cat.

"hey there, nice ankles. i'm gunna make myself comfortable on them. "
by notm3 February 3, 2014
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promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
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Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.
"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"
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