mmmm friend

a guy/girl who wants to be dating you, but you're not that into him/her, but you still call him/her every so often for a late night rendezvous.

CJ: I texted you to come hang out!

Ted: Yeah, by the time i got it, I had given up and called one of my mmmm friends and was already preoccupied.

by thebrikster April 11, 2010

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Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...

M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.

by PBM2 November 9, 2009

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A fake ass bitch who morphs into whatever crowd she is currently hanging out with someone who is stuck in high school and no longer has any real friends; also known as an annoying bitch who wants to be everything shes not or never will be, Also someone who will call you their best friend until you can no longer benifit them

OMG she so pulled a cameleon friend last week she called me to complain about her one week realtionship and then promptly got off the phone and i tried calling her and texting her afterwards and she completely ignored me becuase she was too busy with her "new" friends who supply booze and drugs

by FakeFriendFinder February 18, 2011

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