the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.

The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess

by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014

horny bum

Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.

He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum

by stargal415 January 6, 2020

bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.

"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"

by PiperPlease July 13, 2024

bumful

as much as a bum can hold.

Tonight, I'm going to give Cate a bumful of cock.

by Bruiser Bigman July 28, 2014

Bum

Anyone that is lower/less person than you

I’m so much better than him. He’s a bum

by Gavin Wilson October 16, 2025

backpack bum

A bum ass nigga that lives outta backpack.

" take a look at this backpack bum"

by TheUncutPimp January 16, 2023

BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.

1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’

by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021