by NARETHEFAIRY February 14, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Someone who does anything for a hint of coochie
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls
Usually has a small penis
Fakes injuries so girls feel bad for them
Virgin
Acts high to flirt with girls
by Adam 16256373 February 5, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
Get the SIMP mug.It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
by Avs chat March 9, 2020
Get the Simp mug.NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
Get the simp mug.