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spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.
christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!
by spector victim June 9, 2009
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Wienernipple

When ones ring and nipple, on ones chest looks like the head of a wiener. This usually happens when the individual is out on a hot day and their nipples become soft and loose.

Primarly this word is used to name someone, or to call someone by a name other then their own, and not to state what is happening to the individuals nipple.
"Your a wienernipple"

"You act like a wienernipple"

or just

"Wienernipple"
by Mrguy October 29, 2005
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Wiener Stand

A variation on an idea of a "keg stand." The giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.

A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.

*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.
"Dude, I totally took home that gymnast last night from the JV meet."
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"
by Gymnast Lover December 14, 2009
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Black Wiener Flip

Where you ollie to sac tap to flip. the griptape is black. at your sac. then flip attack. then land.
by black wiener flip originator September 23, 2009
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clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.
she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!
by helpmefindmysnuggie September 9, 2010
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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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wiener

Donald Trump's family were a bunch of wieners back in Germany.
by Montana701 August 18, 2016
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