dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009

Waiting for the other shoe to drop

To await an event that is expected to happen, due to being causally linked to another event that has already been observed. Gets its origin from the joke in the example.

A guest who checked into an inn one night was warned to be quiet because the guest in the room next to his was a light sleeper. As he undressed for bed, he dropped one shoe, which, sure enough, awakened the other guest. He managed to get the other shoe off in silence, and got into bed. An hour later, he heard a pounding on the wall and a shout: "When are you going to drop the other shoe?" Thus the term "waiting for the other shoe to drop."

by Bill Koch March 21, 2007

Kept you waiting, huh?

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008